These are all true."Face Slimmer"Having a slim face as a Japanese woman is considered as a rare beauty feature. So that's why they made this Slimming Face Mask. The mask works by putting it over your face and letting contact pressure do its job. It also acts as a sauna for your face. That way you can sweat the fat off your face.
"Water Salad"Japan has some unusual tasting drink products and the salad flavoured water proves that fact. It looks like this water salad comes in many nasty flavors like cool ranch, fat-free Italian, and vinegar and garbage. Just kidding! I don't know what flavours it comes in, but it probably makes your poop change colour.
"Personal Karaoke"We know Japan goes crazy for Karaoke just like the Americans go crazy for Chuck Norris. This personal soundproof microphone will let you practice your awful singing without disturbing your family. It also comes with little earphones which lets you torture yourself, by yourself. Just remember to brush your teeth before using it.
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The Nap Helmet" Long subway rides in the mornings can be tiring, and sleeping in a seated position can be bad for your health. So that's why The Nap Helmet got invented. Put this "thing" on your head and pop the plunger onto the window as you dose off in Japanese dreamland. I wonder if they make one with a chin strap?
"Nose Stretcher"A flat little nose is a common feature among Japanese women. But that all changed with this nose lengthening gadget. The thing works by stretching the cartilage in your nose to a needed size after wearing it for a few minutes a couple times a week. Soon all Japanese women will have noses like Barbara Strasen.
"Noodle Cooler"There's nothing worst than burning your mouth while eating some tasty noodles. And that's why the Japanese came up with the Noodle Cooling Fan. Attach the thing to your chopsticks and set the little fan to
chill my noodles muthasucka... I hope the fan doesn't blow away your noodles, or the soup all over your lap.
"Head Bath Cap" I think we should give our heads a bath. And this head bathing cap is perfect for that. Begin by putting the cap over your head, and then let water run inside the cap's opening. The water trapped inside will help penetrate the pores on your scalp. Which helps your hair grow faster and fuller, unlike your dignity.
"Double Umbrella" The Japanese have a great sense of humor, and you can see that with this Double Umbrella. This is perfect for you and your significant other when it rains. You two can walk down the street and lose your self-respect together. I just want to know if you'll get 14 years of bad luck if you open this umbrella indoors?
Its true you can buy a 'Doubrella' The Umbrella For Two on Amazon!
"Square Watermelon" How in the hell can the Japanese make these square watermelons? I can't see a field in which these would grow in. Oh wait! I just remembered the Japanese have special powers, and probably have magical seeds that can grow this stuff. I just hope they don't use their seeds to make square bananas.